Go Yankees!

This entire blog is dedicated to the New York Yankees because desperately need good things to happen for them before I leave New York for good and it's out of my hands. Positive thoughts, people. Positive thoughgs.

Does everyone love how I posted a blog about "What Motley Crue song are you?" No? Well, bite me!

GO YANKEES!

I saw Chloe from Project Runway in Bloomingdale's the other day while I was buying an overpriced dress for my friend's wedding. Very uncharacteristically I went up to her to tell her that I loved her and then introduced her to my mother. She looked frightened. Frightened and very, very short. I'm so cool.

GO YANKEES!

I called several of the companies I owe money to to tell them that I'm moving and give them my new address. I was told that the computer doesn't recognize my new address and, in fact, the computer said that the street I claim to live on in Las Vegas does not exist. This does not bode well.

GO YANKEES!

Jessica's boss entrusted her with his paddle at a charity art auction last night. She was allowed to bid up to $15,000. Jessica. My sister. Someone trusted her to spend $15,000 of their money. With my help. I was of no help. But the aucitioneer was John from They Might Be Giants so that was cool. She didn't get the painting.

GO YANKEES!

Afterwards, I forced her to go to The Half King, which is one of my favorite bars in New York, followed by McFadden's, one of my least favorite bars in the world. But Kathy Katherson was there so we had to go. Hi Kath!

GO YANKEES!

I can't believe I only have two days left in New York. It's freaking me out! Any advice, dear readers? If not advice, do you have any tranquilizers that I could take on the plane? Because I'm freaking out now. I can only imagine what I'm gonna do the Jet Blue crew on the way there.