Amazing things I learned today. Well, "amazing" might be a stretch but I'm reaching here -- you people get mad when I skip a day with this fucking thing and I'm tired of the annoying complaints so you're forcing me to reach for material.
Anyway back to my "amazing" list.
1) My grandmother married a loan shark so she wouldn't have to work at Woolworth's anymore.
2) My father is only 57 but he can't remember what he told me just yesterday.
3) I have a seeming inability to remember that I don't like someone while I'm on the phone with them. Especially if I used to like them.
4) I don't own a calendar. Granted, I knew this before but it became glaringly apparent today that I need to own a calendar -- what day is it? No clue.
5) I care too much about people who don't give a fuck about me. Again, not news -- it was just a fact that made apparent to me again this afternoon.
6) There is no instrumental version of the song "Keep it Gay"
7) Michael has seen "Phantom" too many freaking times.
8) Several dozen people who I've known for years think I still live in Vegas. This, I'm told, is my own stupid fault which I believe could be true.
9) I have oddly shaped big toes.
) I've become fascinated with the show "Big Love" purely to replace "The Sopranos", which left me sad, bereaved, utterly disappointed. Is David Chase under the impression that I waited 7 seasons to watch Tony eat an onion ring and Meadow park her car?
That's it. Fire up your pens. I'm ready for the "what a lame blog entry" complaint letters.
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2 comments:
coucou Louise! glad you are back - hope to see you soon xoxox julie
Oi, achei teu blog pelo google tá bem interessante gostei desse post. Quando der dá uma passada pelo meu blog, é sobre camisetas personalizadas, mostra passo a passo como criar uma camiseta personalizada bem maneira. Até mais.
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