Anyone?

My friends and I are going to French Tuesdays' Valentine's Day party tomorrow night. http://www.frenchtuesdays.com/ It's me and three other single girls. Three beautiful single girls. Should be super successful for me in the pick up department. Or not. But it will be fun. I usually have fun at parties. I very rarely don't. So it's all good. Anyone wanna come? There might still be tickets left.

My job is slowly killing me. I literally have two brain cells left and they are at war. I wish everyone at my job would forget my name. That's pretty much all I hear all day. I am surely exaggerating, you're thinking? Well, I am the only English-speaking American who knows anything about press. And I work in the press department at Maison de la France. So just imagine how often someone has a question for me. My boss (who is an awesome lady) used to run the press department but now she's Director so she has all this other shit to do. If we worked for like Doctors Without Borders or the American Cancer Institute, if we were saving LIVES instead of planning cocktail parties, I would be okay with the stress, ya know?

Pretty much the whole month of March I am going to be on a plane. Who's gonna miss me? Anyone? Anyone? I am leaving for Cincinnati, Detroit and Chicago on February 28; March 4-12 I am in Paris, London, Lincolnshire and Edinburgh; March 13 I go to Boston, DC and Philly, and March 21 I go to San Diego, LA and San Fran. It's all over at the end of March. I love to travel but I am also easily confused. Let's see how much sense I'm making by March 25.

Anyone else get stuck in their apartment this morning because their screen door was frozen shut? No? Just me? Good to know.

Anyone else wear high heeled boots and fall three times on the corner of Mott and Broome? No? Just me? Good to know.

Anyone else get all the way to the subway without any money and have to borrow 20 bucks from their sister? No? Just me again? I'm on a roll.

I wish I had some beer in the house.