Looking out for da girls

One of my good friends is mad at me. Again. You know who you are. Stop being mad. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

On to other stuff. I had an eventful weekend. One of my friends threw up in my presence in an almost LEGENDARY way on Saturday evening. I mean she was so cheerful while she was doing it but truly she should not still be ALIVE and STANDING after all the stuff that came out of her. I just grossed all of you out, didn't I? Well if I have to have this information in my head, you alllllllll do! So there! Anyway, I didn't get to go everywhere I promised to be on Saturday night. So that sucks. But I was happy to see her although I wish I hadn't seen quite so much of her innards. Ew. I just said "innards". Ew.

My friend Tina is getting married. Her bridesmaids organized a pub crawl -- ingenious! Candy necklaces were involved. It was funny. I asked some guy to eat one of the candies off -- we were SUPPOSED to be doing this, don't judge me! -- and he bit the string and the candy went everywhere. I was like you had better be carefulllll if a girl ever asks you to... ahem... eat anything else. He didn't think that was very funny -- apparently he thought I was disparaging his SKILLS in that arena -- but I'm just looking out for the girls of the world, know what I'm sayin? Someone with that little control over his teeth is DANGEROUS.

Adriana is such the good friend that she gave me a brand new necklace and bit off the 6 pieces that I had already had bitten off me so that I would be all caught up and not have to start from scratch. There were fishbowls of liquor involved in this evening and glitter sticks, in addition to the candy. And Tina was still standing when I was poured into a taxi and sent home so go TINA!