Worrying about worrying

I worry a lot. I don't want to but I do. I wake up like three times a night, usually because I'm worried. Or because I have to pee. Usually it's the worried thing, though. If someone I know doesn't call me back sometimes I worry that they died. That's retarded, right? Or if my sister goes out on a date I worry he's gonna turn out to be a serial killer. Serial killers are not that common but I watch Law & Order A LOT. So they're kind of top of mind for me. Now I'm kind of worried that I'm such a worrier. My mom always tells this story that she was scared that I would be the only 9 year-old with an ulcer because I used to worry about the ozone layer and homeless people. Anyway, I would like to worry a little less. Just a little. Just enough to sleep for like three hours in a row. That would be awesome.

Last night was fun.Well, the night before I got a little tipsy and forgot my mom's mother's day present at Tir Na Nog. Karen told them to hold it for me behind the bar. TNN is like on the other side of midtown from my office but I walked there after work. Abby called me as I was on my way over to tell me that she was going out for drinks at Bliss, which is like 3 blocks from my office. Just my luck. So after I picked up the present I walked all the way back and I was so proud of myself because in total I walked like 2 1/2 miles BEFORE I started drinking for the evening, which means I'm healthy and stuff right? And then Abby told me that she's started taking kickboxing classes which sort of makes my walking across town look... well, pathetic. But I got the present back at least. I got her a satellite radio. She's gonna be so happy!

I kind of helped with an episode of My Super Sweet Sixteen. It was on this week. It was the saddest episode so far. Watch and tell me what you think. Don't you feel sorry for that girl? I mean not only is she being raised in a culture that thinks you have to be on a reality show to get anywhere in life but her party did not go well. Everyone together now... AWWWW! Poor little rich girl with her chateau in France. You've got it so rough.

Oh my God, did everyone see The Office? I'm so happy with way it ended but I just saw it today because I Tivod it so if you're like me and you haven't seen it yet I don't want to give it away but if you HAVE and you want to discuss, lemme know!

Chris is celebrating his birthday AGAIN tonight. (Yeah, yeah we're really happy you were born a hundred years ago, now get over yourself!) Anyway, According to Wendy is playing at Pussycat Lounge, the only strip club I've ever heard of where people would pay the girls to get down, put their clothes on and start a conversation rather than keep dancing. Come on down. Could be fun.