Sunday, November 04, 2007

Orange juice is useless

Orange juice will not cure a cold. But I've now consumed an entire half-gallon of it anyway, in the vain hope that my sniffles will start to disappear. It's not working. I think you're supposed to drink jus d'orange to avoid getting the cold, not once you already have it. And it's definitely not a cure for a hangover either.

I've decided two things, with Michael's help. One -- I will no longer take my phone with me for Saturday night outings with Alison; and Two-- I should probably stop drinking with Alison. She and I together are not exactly models of self-control.

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