Things I'll never understand...
T-shirts that read "Life's a Beach". And the people who purchase those t-shirts.
People who stand in line for the opening night of movies. Won't that same movie still be playing at the theater tomorrow night, when there aren't 600 people dressed like hobbits or wizards or whatever lined up in front of you?
Why Eddie Murphy dressed up in a fats suit is funny.
Blonde jokes. I mean, I understand them. I don't fully comprehend people who know all of them and repeat them ad nauseum.
People who stand in the doorway of the subway car... Perhaps I shouldn't go to the angry place with that one again.
Those commercials produced by the Cotton Board that show women throwing their clothes off of balconies. No one can wear cotton all the time. It shrinks and it doesn't work in winter. Synthetic fabrics are a must, people.
Why my cat, Juniper, won't let me pet her but will, without fail, find the smallest space between my feet, thighs or knees to sleep in and then get mad when I wake up and move, thereby disturbing her sleep. Selfish feline.
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