Remember how I said I would never move to Boston because of the Red Sox? Um... Boston might be in the running after all. Give me a call if you want to hear more about this.
What have I done today besides numb my brain with more press releases about The Da Vinci Code. (By the way I HAVE to go see this for work so if anyone wants to come with it opens May 19.)
Let me think, let me think... Something interesting to tell you all.... hmmmm....Oh! I got it! I walked down Madison Avenue with a good portion of my boob hanging out of my shirt this afternoon. Many, many men were smiling at me as I walked to lunch and I did not know why. It is because they had made eye contact with Helga -- of Helga & Olga fame, otherwise known as "the girls" or "the twins" or "the bumps under my shirt that shall remain nameless." It was a fun moment for me at the Korean deli when I realized she had escaped. It was an even more fun moment for the guy behind the counter.
I have absolutely nothing else to report. The only thing even remotely interesting that I read in the paper today was that the 20th Anniversary of the Chernobyl disaster is coming up this week. Did you know that Chernobyl is still up and running as a nuclear power plant? No one lives there and everyone who works there has to be hermetically sealed and then unsealed every morning and evening, but it's still there. This tidbit of information is courtesy of my friend Grant who scared the hell out of me last week by screaming my name while riding by on his bicycle in Astoria and then stopped to talk to me about Earth Day and Chernobyl. Hi Grant! Let's go to Starlight next week, 'kay?
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