I just found out that this great girl I know edits this zine, called Sugarzine. So I think everyone should read it. It has a great article on kink in one of the older issues in which the writer attempts to define what is kinky. This is important stuff people. Don't YOU want to know what kinkiness is? Especially now that I've mentioned it? I don't think I'm particularly kinky by the way. Well, except for that one time I did that one thing in the movie theater. And that time on the beach. Other than that, I'm totally un-kinky. Anyhoo... There's also an article called I'm with the Band that I could have written at least part of. I feel like I've spent half my life at someone or other's gig. One of the neccessary evils of growing up in New York City. People from L.A. can probably relate, too. Don't you ever feel like everyone you know is in a fucking band? Most of my friends wound up dating guys in bands at some point in our escapades. I did it once. And then he dedicated a song to me from the stage. And that was the last freaking musician I dated. I will never forget the feeling of every eye in the place turning to look at me at Bond Street Cafe (which doesn't exist anymore) when my then-boyfriend's singer said "This one is for Louise who's lost that lovin' feelin'. Louise, where you at?" That was a moment that holes in the floor to swallow people up were made for.
I don't feel good guys. I woke up this morning at my friend's apartment in Harlem (I was babysitting her dog this weekend) to her dog on the pillow next to me even though he was expressly told before I fell asleep that she does not want me to let him sleep on the bed. He was nosing a little pile of something that turned out to be cat vomit. Her cat (whom I not-so-affectionately refer to as BITCH CAT) once tried to kill me with a plastic fork. So I was not surprised to realize that she puked in the bed I was sleeping in. The little fuck.
I have the day off tomorrow. Maybe I'll call you guys at work and tell you how much I am enjoying reruns of Law & Order while you're at work? Huh? Whaddya say?
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Sugarzine also has an outRAGeous art editor who writes about how to talk about art by commenting on current shows as a demonstration. It's so BALLsy but it's writting by a g-g-g GIRRRL!
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