Pink is not a lesbian

I don't think I've ever gotten over the fact that Pink is not a lesbian. It pisses me off a little bit because she would make such a GREAT one, don't you think? She's hot, she has great hair and she's such a cute little tough chick. Wasn't she into girls for a while or did I imagine that? Wasn't she caught making out with Kristanna Loken? Hold on, I'm going to google that. Yes, yes, I was right... http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2006150032,00.html. Anyway, it would have been cool if she'd turned out to be gay.

My friend Annie wants to set me up with a former heroin addict. Who thinks I should do it? She's only half serious. But apparently me an former junkie share a love of Ani DiFranco. I love bad asses anyway and I am also so into people who have enough self-realization to STOP damaging behavior. I mean how cool is that? And how many of us can't seem to do it?

I have two internet dates set up as well which I am pretty nervous about. Has everyone heard the story of my LAST internet date? Well, technically I met my ex-boyfriend on Friendster. But before that, like 1 year before, I met this guy on Nerve, which I still attest is the least creepy of the internet dating sites. Anyway, we agreed to meet in Brooklyn for some reason and he was super late which is a whole other story. But in the process of the date, he asks me if I was honest on my profile. I was like, "Yeah. I think I was." He tells me that he lied. I say, "What did you lie about?" And he says, "Rememeber that question that said 'Blank is sexy but blank is sexier." I say yeah, you were supposed to fill in the blanks. He says, "Well, I lied about mine. I don't remember what I wrote but I should have written 'Beating people up is sexy but choking them is sexier.'" Turns out this guy is into hardcore fetish S&M, specifically asphyxiation sex. I ask him what a girl says when he ask to choke her during sex? He says, "I don't ask them first." That was the end of the date. I actually ditched that guy on the subway. He was headed back to Astoria, as was I, and I told him that I was getting off at Ditmars, the last stop on the N train but really my stop was 39th Avenue, the first stop. So when the train got to my stop I booked, ran out the doors and watched them close in his face.

After our date, this sicko joined the Peace Corps. Funny, huh?