Oh my God, I have such a weird problem with food. I don't eat meals, I eat extended snacks. Instead of eating chicken for dinner, I eat cheese or olives or a pickle. How retarded? I'm a grown-up dude. I have an apartment and a checking account and a job and I know how to cook but I have to behave like a four-year old about food. I know I should eat cereal for breakfast but I eat it for dinner. I wonder if this is some form of eating disorder. The other funniest thing is me at the supermarket because I get so excited like when you're a kid hanging out with your mom on the wheely cart. I buy all that stuff that you look at and go"what is that? I wonder who buys that shit?" I DO! I buy foreign imports and kid's toothpaste that tastes like grape jelly. My favorite all-time places to shop are K-Mart, Target and Eckerd's. Places like that are the reason I come home with more ice cube trays than I need and green nail polish.
It's been a while since I wrote something stupid on here so I thought I would share all this with you.
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