Dog the Bounty Hunter (Archive from January 18, 2006)

I don't know if all of you are aware of the genius that is the show Dog the Bounty Hunter. This show rocks my world. It is about a bounty hunter called Dog -- I swear, that is what he calls himself. I think his real name is Dwayne or something. Anyway, he is like 5'7'' but he seems huge because he dresses all in black, often all in black leather, and he wears cowboy boots and he has a big blonde mullet. His wife, Beth, does the bounty hunting with him. She is easily 250 lbs, maybe five feet tall, all boobs, and she often wears biker shorts and high heels and she has a mullet, too. Other random family members work with them as well and they are all born again Christians so they... wait for it... they say a circle prayer and ask God to help them catch the fugitives. All of this is done in the most white trash area of Hawaii. I love this show. I gobble it up like french fries. It is SHEER GENIUS! Who could script a show like this? Because, did I mention -- it's REAL! They really exist. I want to meet them and pretend to be on crystal meth so that they will pray for me. It's so cute when they pray for people. I very rarely have patience for born agains but for some reason I find these hockey-hair people oddly endearing.