Oren is harassing me to post something today. So here goes...
One side of my face is leaking because the eye on that side has decided to reject my contact lens. It does this by producing a large amount of moisture and making it look like I am really sad on just that side of my face. Today it is the right side that is crying but they like to switch it up. I feel very betrayed by these orifices today.
I am celebrating my birthday in New York, contrary to popular belief. I am also going to Vegas, contrary to popular wisdom. The New York party will take place on February 4, probably at Ace Bar or another low-key venue like that. I promise to send an evite this week. Please, for the love of God people, stop harassing me. Most of you don't even like me --- why do you care when I have my birthday party? :)
I have an ear infection. I thought only babies got those but no, I have one. It feels like I am on an airplane and my ears haven't popped yet. My mom has a cure for this. It worked, too -- well, at least enough to get me to sleep last night. You put salt in a sock (no, seriously) and you put the sock in the microwave for 1-2 minutes at a time. Don't put it on consistently for 4 minutes or something, the sock will burn. Then you put the sock on the ear that hurts while it is hot. Sleep this way if you can. My mom is so smart. I wonder how she discovered this cure?
Here is an interesting link for the day... I may have sent this to several of you today in an email. It is courtesy of Katherine in my office and I like to call it, Never Cheat on Your Boyfriend in Front of his Bird -- http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/18/international/europe/18parrot.html
Happy now, Oren?
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