I have no money (Archive from April 8, 2005)

I have a lot of money in my checking account right now that will enable me to write one giant motha of a check to the federal government on April 15. Makes me so sad to give those bastards my money. So that means I really have no money.I think I may be functionally retarded. I bought a ticket several months ago to go see "The Magic Flute" at The Met and I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT IT until 5 minutes ago... when the opera started. I don't live anywhere near the opera house and I have yet to take a shower today. So I guess I ain't going. I think I belong on the little school bus. I really do.